Signatures

This is a collection of the stuff John writes on his fans and his merchandise. I will add the rest once I get the album info completed. An interesting thing to note however, I have only gotten 1 repeat signature in the almost 20 years of buying stuff and getting it signed!!

MY SIGNATURES: (all the ones I have collected)

Eat Pussy and Gargle!

Matt, Lick 'em till they quiver and howl!

Matt, The Old Shit

Fuck 'em all and start over!

Matt, Lick 'em stick 'em and call 'em a cab

Matt, Fuck 'em slowly and moan 'em to death.

Matt, Lust is the best way-so fuck 'em all!

M.T., May rebecca suck your cock till your balls go dry.

Matt, May your ladies have kinky minds and snapping beavers!

Matt, grunt the last drop in her poodle's ass!

Lick 'em till they moan for the bone.

Matt, eat the bitch till she begs for cock!

Lick the crust off my sister's holiday sperm bag.

Merry Fuckin' Xmas!

May you always have a beer to drink and a woman to suck your dick

Pete Howard is Excellent

Matt, Eat 'em raw through a flarm straw!

Valby

Fuck 'em All

Matt, Slap that snake till it spits at her tits!

Matt, Eat pussy and gargle.

Matt, Come on her tits and lick the nipple sticky.

Merry Christmas

Matt, Do her sister sideways while your tongue is up her snatch.

Matt, Eat the juice that oozes from my sister's snapper on Sunday.

Matt, Thanks for all the help!

Matt, May your pecker always rise to the occasion!

Fuck those little Pixies

Matt, Lick 'em till they beg for cock!

NOW FOR ALL YOU SUBMITTED:

Andy, Fuck em all!

may your ladies all love to smoke cigars and suck cock

may your wife always cook and suck cock

john valby says hi fuck you

eat bite this asshole

DO HER DIRTY THEN DO HER AGAIN

EAT PUSSY AND GARGLE

PEEPS, FUCK EM ALL 2000